TS001

I . . . have alot to say. So much, in fact, that I don't think I necessarily have that much time to spare-currently. Either way, I'm going to try and skim over the basics.

Before anything else, I want to cover my religion, which is Christianity. I love it more than I love anything else in the world, but please don't run off just yet, and hear me out. If you ever have any problems regarding religion, then come and talk to me (preferably, I would like you to email me, as DA messages, to be blunt, suck). After all, that is LITERALLY my job, since I am a Christian missionary. While talking to me, however, it is extremely important to know that I am a REAL Christian, and not one of the phonies that you see protesting others' religions and burning books that are said to be holy, etc. Neji Hyuga, the friend that was more or less my brother? He said that he was bisexual, and I stuck with him through six months-is PAINFUL F*CKING MONTHS-of nearly every word that came out of his mouth being "Jason this, Jason that". Not because it was another male, but simply because I was tired of hearing my "older brother" talk about him. My third-best-friend, a young man who lives in Pakistan, is a Muslim. You don't see me judging him to often, do you? A teammate-Jewish, part of the LORD's holy people . . . a HUGE honor, really. Another friend who is on here, MyRomeo, is an Atheist and bisexual. Guess what else? I'm democrataic, meaning that I'm okay with abortion, AND I support gay marraige (etc.)! In fact, do the world a favor and go to www.giveadamn.org and show everyone that you're not a heartless human being! And if you're thinking "Well, the only reason why SHE'S Christian is because she was raised that way; after all, there's NO WAY any Christian can just NOT CARE what type of gender a person is attracted to, or if they have any religion at all, for that matter . . . ." EHH! WRONG ANSWER! PLEASE TRY AGAIN! On the contrary, my father is an atheist and my mother isn't orthodox at all. I never spent every Sunday going to church or listening to a surmon. I wasn't baptized until I was either ten or eleven, and not saved until December, 2009. All the same, I love the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost with all my heart, and no one is going to dissuade me of that love.

My name is TS001-you can call me Tsunade, if you'd like. Obviously, neither are my actual names. I'm only going to tell you my real name if we get to talk for long periods of time and I get to trust you with simple, quick and easy crap. But I will tell you this: I LOATHE my given name. It is the worst thing in the world to have fot a methyphobic (person who fears alcohol) such as myself. My middle name is very, VERY common-in fact, I know about four or five people, including myself, with it. As for my surname . . . well . . . I have REASON to be proud of it. After all, my family has had quite the history!

Speaking of family . . . mine is quite complicated. Neither one of my parents keep touch with their own immediate-and distant-families, so I cannot say that I know much about my heritage, SPECIFICALLY (I know about my surname's history because I looked it up). When I was younger, my mother and I had a particularly close relationship. This carried up until last year (its kind of weird to say that, as I'm re-writing my profile during the fifth hour of 2011). Now she and I don't get the opportunities to talk as much, since we have discovered that I often go into annoying, almost spontanious coughing fits when I get around smoke. Of course, I don't have any real problem with other or anything, and I suppose we are still fairly close, though not as much as it used to be. And my father? Well, we have always had a rather rocky relationship (remember that I'm a methyphobe, and you'll know what I'm talking about), but recently we are getting closer.

Friends. Well, I'm not particularly social, you see, so I try not to make as many as possible. In fact, half the time I'm talking to someone, I really, REALLY don't like them. Instead, I just find them so-so entertaining, and thus keep up a relatively useful mask-I guess acting runs in my family, eh? In fact, I have only had three good friends that I can actually call REAL friends in my entire life (which is admittedly not that long): Tiffany Page, Trista Payne, and Neji Hyuga-I'm not going to say his name for personal reasons.

Neji and I had alot happen to us. It used to physically AND emotionlly hurt me to even mention him (it even drove me up the wall every time someone mentioned something that he and I liked-we had about a million different similarities-except for Naruto, of course). Now, THANK GOD, he and I have been able to shortly communicate with each other via Facebook . . . which is just terrific. I would mention a couple of other things that happened between us, but for the sake of both he and I, I am not going to go into detail. Currently I am waiting for him to be able to get on his older brother's computer-or whoever's he gets on-so that he can reply to my messages.

In case you're wondering, I am thirteen years of age, but I act alot older than what I really am. Sorry, I'm not trying to be vain or anything; I'm just repeating what a few adults have said to me. Therefore, I really don't care what your age is, just know that you should NEVER EVER trust what I say in my journal entries to know what I'm really like-as I said earlier, acting apparently runs in my family.

Since I don't know alot about you, the one who is reading this, it is rather safe to assume that you may or may not speak English. So here are the languages that I can communicate with you: English (no s*** Sherlock), Afrikaans, Albanian, Azerba, Basque, Catalan, Croatian, Czech, Danish, Dutch, Estonian, Filipino, Finnish, French, Galician, German, Haitian, Hungarian, Indonesian, Irish, Italian, Latin, Latvian, Lithuanian, Malay, Maltese, Norwegian, Polish, Portugese, Romanian, Slovak, Slovenian, Spanish, Swahili, Swedish, and Turkish. Now, I hope that you don't think I'm some awesome prodigy, because I'm definitely NOT . . . . No, I just use Google translates. IF YOU ARE GOING TO TALK TO ME IN ANY OTHER LANGUAGE, PLEASE NOTIFY ME OF WHICH ONE IT IS BEFORE-HAND. THANK YOU.

On the contrary, however, I AM trying to learn Japanese. I am soon going to be memorizing the katakana and hiragana "alphabets", and then romaji . . . when I'm going to focus in on kanji, I have no idea . . . . Either way, the websites I use are www.japanesepod101.com and www.genkienglish.net

This was to long for my quote on the Devious Info, so here it is:

In order to succeed you must fight failure; however, in order to fight properly, you must also anticipate failure.~Me

Thank you for reading!

Current Residence: Myrtle, Mississippi
Favourite genre of music: Rock-normally classic.
Favourite cartoon character: Anime character, and Naruto Uzumaki
Personal Quote: Please see the second-and-third-last-lines of my Profile.